27.2.04

Castro Cash

Apparently despot is a pretty lucrative career choice. My mother wanted me to be an accountant. How can the Castro Coddling, Castro Cuddling left justify his life style while his people live in a run down shanty of a country???? Oh I remember cause even if the people live without freedom it is OK if they get free education and universal health care. (Of course I am sure the educations are MIT quality and health care system makes John Hopkins look like a Civil War Field Hospital). I bet if Castro was really sick he would down at Havana General like every other comrade. This is best put here: " Wherever there is a jackboot stomping on a human face there will be a well-heeled Western liberal to explain that the face does, after all, enjoy free health care and 100 percent literacy".

Fun With Math
Now the GWB and Laura's net worth is around 16.5 Million the average American couple their age has a net worth of 221,600.
So about 74 times the amount.

Bill and Melinda Gates to GWB and Laura
46.6 Billion /16.5 Million
Bill gates has 2824 times the net worth of the President

Bill and Melinda Gates to Mr and Mrs Sixpack?
46.6 Billion / $221,600 - made Microsoft Excel crash
Ha Ha just kidding 210,289 times.

OK a couple more....John Kerry!
John hold the Ketchup!
$211 Million / $221,600 - 952 times the Sixpacks

John with that $500 Million in Ketchup
$711 Million /$221,600 - 3209 times the Sixpacks.

Drum Roll for Fidel:
They don't have net worth numbers by age in Cuba so I had to extrapolate from the $35 a month a Cuban household earns.

Normalizing the age numbers the net worth of a Cuban in Fidel's age range is around $674.
$195 Million / $674 = 289,317 times

289,317 Wow Bill Gates must be just green with envy.

Um I can't resist: "All animals are equal, some are more equal than others"

*If anyone wants details on how I arrived at the Cuba net worth number or any other figure I will post them.
Also if anyone has more accurate figures I would love to plug them in.




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